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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:57
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Does the color purple really exist? - Live Science
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
ESA studying impacts of proposed NASA budget cuts - SpaceNews
—
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
How can I get just the vocals of a song?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News
Still no good
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Consciously Uncoupled? - The Cut
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)